Morning has broken . . .

Starving - that's the only word for it . . . .

And wot delights await me for breakfast?

HEALthy (should be spelt HELLthy ) muesli dampened with orange juice!

So - I will open the 'fridge door and what will I espie?

Fresh organic Orange juice sitting next to what? What?

Wonderful Wabberthwaite smoked back bacon and a curl of Cumberland sausage!

Now I ask you, folks. Wot would you do?